Went to the clinic of a doctor strongly affliated to the PAP as part of our program. In walked a 14 year old gal the size of a sumo-wrestler. Weighing 100kg at a height of 150cm, she made her mother as well as me and my female friend seem anorexic in comparison. The chair groaned as the generously padded gluteous embraced/smothered the cushion. The doctor offered everyone a sweet as it was past lunchtime and he surmised that every1 mus be quite hungry and tired. Pudgy fingers reached it without hesitation.

So what can i do for you?
>Gal has "pimples at her groin" many times now, and wants the doc to do something about it
>Doctor examines her and the 2 medical students watched in horror as fats jiggled.... er... no underwear... and she'd shaved... er... a week ago?
>Medical students can't look on.

You have folliculitis, and that's because you dun wear underwear.
>Gal denies this and says she usually wears.
Anyway, you have fat thighs and they tend to rub and that can cause.. pimples.
>Gal looks at her hands and chews silently on sweet.
You need to lose weight.
>Gal and mum silent.
For most people i would advise a low carbo diet. But in your case I would recommend a no-carbo diet.
>Gal and mum stares at doc in disbelief. Medical students look on with wide eyes and dun think it can happen either.
If you dun lose weight, you won't be able to find a husband.
No one says anything.... deafening silence.
If you dun lose weight, it's very hard to have a baby.
Me and my companion dun quite understand. Does being fat make you more infertile? Perhaps hormonal imbal?
I mean, you know, if you are fat it's difficult for your husband to find his way in.

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